Monday, December 31, 2007

Rhett Butler's People


Currently, with the help of my trusty eBook that I got for Christmas, I stumbled across a new book that caused to my heart to beat faster than when Myrtle got run over by a car in the fateful chapter 7 of The Great Gatsby, which, if you know anything about me, is saying something.

The book I stumbled across was one called Rhett Butler’s People. Now, if you have never graced the pages of the great American classic, Gone with the Wind, you can never understand why this title captured me like it did. I discovered Gone with the Wind in eighth grade when a friend of mine said she was trying to read the 1024 page-long epic, and I, not to be outdone, decided that I, too, needed to read it. I still remember the first time I tried to read that first very long chapter; I thought I was going to die of boredom, but my competitive nature kept me plodding along, slow and sluggish until Miss Scarlett O’Hara swung her hoop skirts in the towering pillars of Twelve Oaks and met caught Mr. Rhett Butler’s eye and said to herself, “God’s nightgown!...He looks as if –as if he knew what I looked like without my shimmy.”
From then on, I have been a Rhett Butler groupie.


I loved how Rhett was described as a malicious tomcat, a man too muscular to be a gentleman, and a swarthy pirate. I thrilled when Scarlett, having a temper tantrum in the library, threw a figurine across the room after the genteel Ashley Wilkes told her could not marry her, only to be surprised when Mr. Butler, a man rumored to “not be received,” popped his head up from behind the couch. It was just so cool! And then when she says, “Sir, you are no gentleman,” and Rhett replies, “An apt observation…and you, Miss, are no lady,” my heart just about dies with the agony that Scarlett O’Hara is such and idiot that she doesn’t jump him right then and there, forget the wanny-pants Ashley Wilkes.

Needless to say, when I stumbled across a newly written companion book to Gone with the Wind, I was thrilled. Especially in that Rhett Butler's People isn’t really a sequel to Gone with the Wind (the last attempt at a sequel being really, really, really bad—like Rosanne Barr trying to follow up Celine Dione in a concert), but rather, the love affair told from that swarthy pirate’s own point of view. I approached the book knowing that the author, Donald McCaig, had a really huge responsibility ahead of him, and to not expect too much. I was pleasantly surprised by the first few chapters, intrigued by the past that up till now had been very mysterious. Halfway through the eighth chapter, I decided that I needed to read these books side-by-side, in order to get the full affect of the he-said-she-said feeling that I enjoyed.

So I downloaded Gone with the Wind on the eBook, even though I have a (very battered) copy at home. I wanted to be able to switch back and forth with ease—and I began reading. Again, just like every time, I wished I were the cat-eyed belle with a 17 inch waist so I could be looked at like he knew what I looked like without my shimmy. And then I flipped to Rhett Butler’s People and began to read Rhett’s side of the account.

I have always pictured Rhett as laughing at Miss Scarlett because of her petty games and attracted to only her body. I really did think that Rhett Butler, a man of experience, knew what Scarlett looked like “without her shimmy.” So it was only natural that when I read, “Hope welled up in Butler like a healing spring…His heart slowed. He looked away, smiling at himself. It had been a long time since he’d made a fool of himself over a woman,” that I was extremely disappointed. No, no, no! Rhett is supposed to be the one person who doesn’t fall in love with Scarlett at first sight! He is supposed to regard her as a silly child to laugh at, to mock, and to lust after. He’s not supposed to fall in love with her until later when he finds that he can’t forget that silly thing without an ounce of brains.


I would have been much more satisfied if Mr. Butler, being the rascal that he is supposed to be, would have just thought Scarlett was nothing more than a nice piece of ass—that is, until she threw that stupid thing at his head in the library. Then he could have justifiably fallen in love with her, thinking, “Now that’s a woman!” In fact, the original text supports my expectations: later when he proposes to Scarlett, he says, “I always intended having you, Scarlett, since that first day I saw you at Twelve Oaks when you threw that vase and swore and proved that you weren’t a lady. I always intended on having you one way or another.” See? He doesn’t get all sentimental and sappy on the steps at Twelve Oaks. It’s later, in the library! Donald McCaig’s version took all the mystique of Rhett Butler, his charm and his swarthy pirate-ness, away from him. It made him just as bad as stupid old Charles Hamilton and that pansy Ashley Wilkes.
Although, on the other side of things, and to give McCaig a little credit, I was impressed at Mr. McCaig’s attention to detail. He did place every incident where it was supposed to be, and got most of the conversations right. And, he did give Rhett a good reason for laughing at Miss Scarlett under the Oak tree, so I wasn’t totally disappointed. But still!...

I guess the fact that the book sets Rhett’s sentimental nature in the forefront rather than his “to hell with ‘em” attitude I had always loved took the wind out of my groupie sails. It was just like finding out that Clark Gable had really bad breath, or that JFK had an affair with Marilyn Monroe, or that Carey Grant might have been gay, or that Miss Lehi was pregnant (a revelation that thoroughly caused me to lose all faith in humanity when I was in elementary school—if Miss Lehi could fall, anyone could fall). An illusion, a beautiful, wonderful illusion, had been shattered for me, has been shattered for me, and I am quite upset about it. I mean, Rhett Butler was my model in what I wanted in a man.

My first ever attempt at real annotation was in the pages where Rhett proposes after Scarlett has gotten her second husband killed. In that dashing way of his, Rhett kisses her, and after she asks him to stop because he’s "making her faint" with his fantastic moves, he proclaims, "I want to make you faint. I will make you faint. You’ve had this coming to you for years. None of the fools you’ve known have kissed you like this—have they? Your precious Charles or Frank or your stupid Ashley--…I said your stupid Ashley. Gentlemen all—what do they know about women? What did they know about you? I know you.” And then (get this) he proceeds to kiss Miss Scarlett O’Hara Hamilton Kennedy most inappropriately in the parlor of Miss Pitty-Pat’s home in such a way that her knees cease to work, and she agrees to marry him.
I had underlined this scintillating passage with a red sparkly gel pen when I re-red the book my sophomore year and scrawled in the margins, “I want to be kissed like this!” Little did I know that my current crush was more of an Ashley Wilkes than a Rhett Butler. (Joe’s kissing falls in the Rhett Butler department. Hence the wedding).

I cut my literary-analysis teeth on Gone with the Wind, particularly Rhett Butler. And then I find this book, this Rhett Butler's People, and it has upset me so dramatically that I tossed and turned with the indecency of a "soft" Rhett Butler that I was compelled to write this rant at 2:23 in the morning.

But, despite my protests, I will continue reading, because even though some of the image is shattered, there is still plenty Scarlett/Rhett romance moments where Mr. McCaig can try to redeem himself. And the allure of Rhett, no matter how botched in this new version, is still too strong for me. So this is probably not the first "RhettRant" to be gracing my blog in the future. Prepare yourself.

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Merry Christmas! 2007

It has been a long while since I have graced the pages of my blog, but I feel it is time to give the year-end review of Joe and my life together for the year 2007. This is taking the place of a Christmas card letter, for those of you who care.

2007 started out pretty rough for Joe and me. Joe started out the year working for Jerry Seiner collision and was racking in a whopping 30 hours for every two weeks. Even to people who don't understand the collision biz, it sounds small. Just to give you the idea of how hard this was on us financially, Joe is used to flagging 150+ hours every two weeks. So, needless to say, we were hurting. But a lot can happen in a year. Joe finally quit Seiner's in January or February and began working for Larry H Miller Collision out on 2100 south. It was a welcome change. The people there loved him! He was getting so much work, and flagging up towards 200 hrs! It was a huge blessing. Then, in July, his first shop, AutoMenders, called and practically begged him to come back, but this time under a new owner, and a promise of a promotion in the office writing estimates. So, we went back to AutoMenders. Now Joe is working part-time in the shop doing collision, and part time in the office writing estimates and handling all the work from Progressive Insurance (who are a bunch of cheapskates and buy crappy parts for their customers, if you wanted to know). He is now looking for someone to replace him in the shop because the owner wants him to move full-time in the office, which is a relief to me, because the phrase "part-time in the shop" and "part-time in the office" has translated to be "full-time in the office and you better plan on working 12 hour days to get your work done in the shop." Eventually this office position will become shop manager when the current boss retires next year. We have really hit a turn around and finally feel a little stable.

In the midst of all this job-hopping (can you imagine having to explain all those job changes to a lender when we were refinancing our house?! It took some fancy vocabulary to confuse them so they would stop asking questions), I stayed at good old reliable Lehi High teaching Creative Writing and Sophomore English. I finished out my third year in May (which means I have tenure and can't be fired now!) and began my fourth in August. We are currently slogging through a very long, very treacherous, research paper. The research paper is my least favorite unit to teach, although this year I feel that the students have actually learned a little about the world. I had them research the candidates for the upcoming presidential primary. The students had to write mini papers, on background, 2 issues the candidates face, and personal opinion. It has been surprising to see so many Republican offspring become intrigued by Democrat, Barrack Obama. When Christmas break is over, I will be greeted with final papers and spend around 24 hours total grading them. I'll let you know what the class' consensus is.

Well, that's us in a nutshell. Now, Christmas! We had the most wonderful Christmas ever! I have to admit, Joe spoils me shamelessly. I got an eBook, which is this cool little hand-held device that downloads books from a site and you can read, like on a page. I am really excited to take this bad-boy to the gym and read without worrying about pages, and it will be great to finally pick out a purse without worrying how many books it can hold.


Joe got a Kitchen Aide Mixer, which he is very excited about. A lot of people have chided me, saying it was more of a gift for me than for him, but he was the one who asked for it, and he's the one who makes the cookies. See? Look how excited he is.

I made out with several Cd's, a DIGITAL CAMERA (hence all the uncharacteristic pictures), a camera bag for my film SLR, and a zoom lens for my film SLR, which I hear Joe got for a killer deal on ebay. Along with the Kitchen Aide, Joe got a cordless drill, a Magnum PI shirt (pictured above), an iPod cord for his truck, and some movies. I know. I am really really spoiled. But I assure everyone that Joe will get his turn on his birthday in three months.

We spent a few hours at my parent's house, where my niece, Taylor, just had to show off her new princess dress, hair, shoes, and makeup. Then, my brother, Rory, felt that he was too distinguished for the rest of us .

We spend some time sledding with Joe's niece (Alexias) and nephew (Hunter). Isn't Joe cute when he's cold? And then we played a little Guitar Hero. We were thoroughly out-classed by Alexias's James-Tayloresque skill and Hunter's Jimmi-Hendrixion style. It was a wonderful Christmas with lots of friends, lots of family, and LOTS of food (side note: anyone every been to Rib City on 94th south and 2oth east? That's some goo-ood eating!), and more blessings than we deserve. We hope this year has been good to everyone. Merry Christmas, and we Love Everyone...who reads this blog.
Just kidding. We love EVERYONE, even if they don't read this blog.
Buy we love those who do read it better.

Monday, December 10, 2007

You Are a Blue Crayon

Your world is colored in calm, understated, deep colors.
You are a loyal person, and the truest friend anyone could hope to find.
On the inside, you tend to be emotional and even a bit moody.
However, you know that people depend on you. So you put on a strong front.

Your color wheel opposite is orange. Orange people may be opinionated, but you feel they lack the depth to truly understand what they're saying.
What Color is Joe?
You Are a Green Crayon
Your world is colored in harmonious, peaceful, natural colors.While some may associate green with money, you are one of the least materialistic people around.Comfort is important to you. You like to feel as relaxed as possible - and you try to make others feel at ease.You're very happy with who you are, and it certainly shows!
Your color wheel opposite is red. Every time you feel grounded, a red person does their best to shake you.
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